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Oranges can be more than just a tasty treat.

February 14, 2010

I happened to be talking to one of my favorite people the other day who is facing a divorce. The problem she is running into is how to get her husband to move out of their house. She is obviously just too nice and classy of a lady to resort to any form of craziness, even though my friend and I told her it might be necessary. She hemmed and hawed over it, what actions she might be able to take.

Finally her eyes lit up and she slowly explained her idea. “I could take all those sour, yucky oranges off the tree over there… and put them in his bed!” She seemed so proud of herself, as if this was the cruelest thing that a human being could possibly do to another.


Obviously I cracked up laughing, tears running, sides aching as she continued to brainstorm the possibility of having peeled them prior to being placed between the sheets.

That is one evil woman.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. February 14, 2010 10:16 pm

    Oh my. I’ll have to think of pulling that sort of antic the next time Elliott acts up! Oh. Hmmm. We sleep in the same bed.

  2. Stacey permalink
    February 15, 2010 4:29 pm

    Wow.. she’s a mean one she is. How did she wind up with you? Just teasing!

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